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Old 06-08-2016, 09:23 AM  
Forkbeard
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I am now available for adult-industry writing piecework

This is to let everyone in adult know that I am available to do writing piecework or copywriting on just about any topic in our industry. I'm not hungry enough to compete with overseas talent writing two-dollar blog posts, though; in fact I'm looking for jobs that pay about five cents a word, or about $25 for the typical 500-word piece that I've been perfecting in my many years as a porn and sex blogger. When I'm not dumbing it down for effect, my writing is educated and professional. After a dozen years as an adult blogger, I can write smoothly about any sort of porn or adult entertainment topic, as well as sex-positive culture, adult business, the adult web, and adult social media.

I can do porn copyrighting (in bundles, since it's usually so short), B2B marketing copy, blog posts of any length, longer web columns, full-length magazine articles, or whatever else you need. My most-honed specialty after writing a thousand blog posts a year for so long is short pieces in the 400-500 word range. I don't write fiction as such, but I hesitate to specify "non-fiction only" because I can and I do write marketing copy.

Reading in some of the threads I've started here at GFY will give you plenty of evidence that I can write competently and professionally (although you will also catch me slanging it up and being an asshole as the local customs require.) If you think you might have a job for me, send me an email (theforkbeard at softhome dot net) and I'll shoot you my porn blog URLs, which will give you a better picture of what I can do when writing about porn and sex and adult entertainment culture.

Fair warning: I'm a "show me the money" kind of guy; if you can't pay me up front, or at least half up front and half on completion, we won't get along. If I don't know you, I won't extend a lot of work on credit or play complex invoicing games with uncertain payment dates. If wrangling to get paid or waiting to get paid is a significant part of the experience of doing work for you, I am definitely not your guy.
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