Man Plopped His Privates On Market Scanner | The Smoking Gun
According to cops, Christian Fisher, 31, entered the Quality Food Center market around 5 PM Wednesday and proceeded to a self-checkout scanner. He then summoned over a female employee, a Seattle Police Department report states.
When the woman approached Fisher, cops noted, ?she saw that his penis was out on the stand.? The employee said she ?reacted with surprise,? which caused Fisher to laugh.