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Dvae · 07-03-2016, 04:29 AM

The 'enlightened' states of California and New York are just as dumb.

California -
California prison workers will no longer be allowed to have sex with inmates
Film producers must have permission from a pediatrician before filming a child under the age of one month
It?s unlawful to let a dog pursue a bear or bobcat at any time.
In San Jose and Sunnyvale it is illegal for grocery stores to provide plastic bags.
You may only throw a frisbee at the beach in Los Angeles County, CA with the lifeguard?s permission.
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Bathhouses are against the law.

New York-
It is illegal to congregate in public with two or more people while each wearing a mask or any face covering which disguises your identity.
In New York, adultery is still a crime.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone?s head for fun.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.
It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing ?body hugging clothing?.
Citizens may not greet each other by ?putting one?s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers?.
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.It is against town ordinances to camp out on your own land more than 72 hours a month. If you want to camp out for 2 weeks you need a permit, which can only be obtained once a year.

07-03-2016, 04:29 AM
Dvae Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: US Posts: 5,326	The 'enlightened' states of California and New York are just as dumb. California - California prison workers will no longer be allowed to have sex with inmates Film producers must have permission from a pediatrician before filming a child under the age of one month It?s unlawful to let a dog pursue a bear or bobcat at any time. In San Jose and Sunnyvale it is illegal for grocery stores to provide plastic bags. You may only throw a frisbee at the beach in Los Angeles County, CA with the lifeguard?s permission. Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. Women may not drive in a house coat. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. Bathhouses are against the law. New York- It is illegal to congregate in public with two or more people while each wearing a mask or any face covering which disguises your identity. In New York, adultery is still a crime. It is against the law to throw a ball at someone?s head for fun. The penalty for jumping off a building is death. New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it. A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket. Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business. While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door. You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building. Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM. It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing ?body hugging clothing?. Citizens may not greet each other by ?putting one?s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers?. A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.It is against town ordinances to camp out on your own land more than 72 hours a month. If you want to camp out for 2 weeks you need a permit, which can only be obtained once a year. __________________ . . Arguing with a troll is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig, after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it.