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Old 07-27-2016, 06:04 PM  
OneHungLo
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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy View Post
My latest partenaire (female, just in case) wouldn't go down on (or play with) my testicles because they're "too dark" (they are, in contrast of my pale punk skin).

Is there any ball beauty treatment/products available??

Thanks in advance,

Howdy

Maybe try tanning nude that way your balls will be the same color. Or just keep the lights off and tell her you're shy
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