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The Hulk
I found this posted in the quotes section of a news article, brilliant ironic humor that outlines the problem with the PC whiners.
I identify as The Hulk. I know in my heart I am The Hulk, though I am trapped in a
human body. I demand to be allowed to come to work wearing ripped purple pants, a
ripped shirt, or no shirt depending on my mood, and covered in green body paint.
Furthermore, I will only communicate in grunts , growls, or the occasional "Hulk
smash." It is up to you to adapt to my condition, not the other way around.
Furthermore, work must provide a beater car for me that I can go and smash during my
lunch breaks. I wouldn't want to do it on the clock. That would be stealing. When
dining out, no shoes, no shirt, no service does not apply to me as that is
discrimination.
Speaking of discrimination, if anyone says something I disagree with, I will have to
file a complaint as I being the only green one around am the obvious victim
regardless of any so-called facts, or truth. Adding to that, if someone commits a
crime against me it will also automatically be a hate crime since I being The Hulk
am a minority. Also, if some group decides they want to have an event, such as a
parade, I have every right to force my way into it to display my Hulk pride.
Finally, if I ever join the military, or am placed in jail then these organizations
must spend money for gamma radiation research so that they can complete my human to
The Hulk transformation. Anyone who disagrees with me is a Hulkophobe.
P.S. The Hulk uses whatever bathroom it wants
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