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Old 12-28-2016, 10:12 AM  
Rochard
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My first "kiss" ended up being rather interesting. This was in NJ, and eventually she moved to Texas and became a stripper. Got knocked up, single mom, typical story. Eventually she married, husband was a prison guard, bought a house, then a vacation house at the lake, a sports car, more kids, and life was grand. One day she finds out he's banging some nineteen year old chick. Son of a bitch she packed all of her kids in the car and drove cross country to her parent's house and that was that.

My first real girlfriend is interesting too. She was super smart in high school, and went on to college. She is an oceanographer, never got married, never bought a house, and never got her driver's license. She's fifty years old and never had a driver's license.
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