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Who names their son Baron? An asshole.
"Melania, we need to name our cabbage-headed offspring something that smells of money and success. He shall be henceforth know as Baron von Trump Esquire, Lord of all he Surveys. Insert the silver spoon into his royal facial orifice, never to be removed. Now gently pleasure my taint with a feather whilst I impale my anal cavity upon this black dildo."
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