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VikingMan · 02-19-2017, 06:06 PM

I was looking around for an open mic night because I have a lot of ethnic, sexist, religious, and gay material I want to try out. I know it is good but I have really horrible delivery when I get nervous and then I just end up getting angry and calling everyone either a cunt, a whore, or faggot in a Tourette's syndrome type of spazz-out and then things tend to devolve quickly from that point. I want to give myself one more chance before I give up completely.

Look at the rules at my local open mic night : "Avoid doing racist, sexist or homophobic material (especially if it is mean-spirited).

The fuq else am I supposed to write about?

So far I have self deprecating penis jokes, abortion, how kids are free-loaders, and defecation. Any other ideas?

02-19-2017, 06:06 PM
VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,505	Anyone ever do open mic night at their local comedy club? I was looking around for an open mic night because I have a lot of ethnic, sexist, religious, and gay material I want to try out. I know it is good but I have really horrible delivery when I get nervous and then I just end up getting angry and calling everyone either a cunt, a whore, or faggot in a Tourette's syndrome type of spazz-out and then things tend to devolve quickly from that point. I want to give myself one more chance before I give up completely. Look at the rules at my local open mic night : "Avoid doing racist, sexist or homophobic material (especially if it is mean-spirited). The fuq else am I supposed to write about? So far I have self deprecating penis jokes, abortion, how kids are free-loaders, and defecation. Any other ideas?