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Originally Posted by VikingMan
Thank you for your input I hold it in high regard as always. Now getting back to me....I once fucked some trendy dingbat who would not put her little yappy dog in the other room when we had sex. Well one day as I was just starting to cum the dog jumped up on the couch and began licking my face. It ruined my orgasm and as I was walking away in disgust my dick dripped on the floor and sure enough that little yappy dog cleaned up every drop. I was so disgusted I kicked the girl and her dog to the curb and never acknowledged her existence again. True story bro.
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