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Originally Posted by Bladewire
They had sex and bonded the night before. A 30 second handshake is as close as you can get to intimacy with another man while maintaining your heterosexuality... in public
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Everything over 3 seconds is complete homosex...1 second is optimal...2 seconds is "don't get strange faggot!" And 3 seconds is "beef?"...
30seconds is waaaaaay too long for 2 men to touch outside of combat...