I was eating dried prunes, seedless, and thought of an easy way to beat energy weapons with simple physics even red hats can understand...
say a ship has a kick ass energy weapon that can take out a heavy missile in say 5-6 seconds...this hypothetical heavy missile is filled with water and a thin strip of explosive down the middle...it explodes when the energy weapon disables it and creates a huge water vapor that lasts in the air say 10 seconds...this is the new "event horizon"...water can absorb immense amounts of energy, the distance to the ship has now been reduced for 5-6 seconds...energy can not pass and focus efficiently past this point but another missile can make through it just fine...repeat 2-3 times until you close the distance by say 15-20 seconds...then send like 5 medium ass kicking missiles though the last mist and chuckle sovietly
ok heres what needs to be done...
1) american board members:
inform the army that it is wasting money on this...they did not think this through...a guy eating prunes gave it like 20 seconds thought...epic fail...demand that they stop the silly idea...also ask them to stop calling perfectly visible planes on old russian radar "stealth aircraft" when they aint
2) russian members:
pls pass on my idea to pooty....he probably already knows but it is duty...also good for a laugh...tell pooty I said hi and am planning on acquiring a pooty wall rug...also say hello to the FSB...good job...
now bask in my awesomeness and then carry on with your lives