Someone should build a time machine so you can just go back to those good 'ol olden timey days you always seem to be dreaming about. You can get the soda jerk to give you a nice fizzy pop while you listen to the barber shop quartet and play fiddly sticks and kick the can. Then the buttfucking starts in the alley behind the five and dime store. The little rascals will be watching you take it up the cornhole.
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