Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

See this is what's wrong with 'futbol' fans (not 'football', that's American). You can't take a joke. LOL

You take the silliest and most boring game imaginable and think it's such a serious subject. Look at the beauty and strategy of kicking a ball around an open field for an hour and a half! The match was so exciting it ended 1-nil! OMG please. I understand soccer is for simpletons nostalgic for when they used to take their poor ass out into a field and kick a ball around endlessly because they couldn't afford anything better. I get how this reminds you all of happier, simpler times when kicking a ball around endlessly entertained you. Pass-pass-pass-kick!

Score? No. The net is the size of a fucking truck and yet no one can score. No one tackles anyone, you just use your feet, the field is the size of an airport hangar and there's eleven of you punters out there. But score? Hell no. Pathetic.

(I know this is about commercialism and the halftime show but I love riling up you futbol fans. You're all so maniacal about your teams it's hilarious.)