I'm sorry but that's just too fucked to not laugh at.. Sorry for the kids, but it wasn't the "tanning" that was the issue... It was the "crossfit".
I swear to fucking god every person I've ever met who did crossfit was fucked in the head and wouldn't shut up about cross fit and how cool they were for dragging pallets with weights on them around some random parking lot..
Cross fit = lunitics.. everytime.