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Old 05-04-2018, 03:05 PM  
Smack dat
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Funny true story. I was stood by the cheese isle in my local supermarket many years ago and there was this guy cleaning the isles. there was this circular section to it and I managed to get my penis caught in it.
The fire brigade was called and they worked for many hours to free my erect penis.

Unfortunately after that my penis was never the same again and I had to have corrective surgery and once a month I went to a specialist who would work on it. Her name was Jane, she was nice.
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