I am very adamant against her or
anyone being allowed to have guns. I want this woman's guns forcefully taken away from her, as soon as possible!
I nominate you to be the official gun confiscator. I'd do it in a heartbeat. But...yeah... I'm just not feeling up to it today. I think I'm coming down with the flu or something. So yeah, you go ahead and disarm her. And I'll be at home hiding under my bed. Let me know how things went afterwards, so I can congratulate you on a job well done and tell you how cool & brave you are.