One time we flew down to LA for a bit shoot with a bunch of models. Each employee was allowed to take one personal suitcase, and one company suitcase full of whatever was needed. This was right after 9/11, and they pulled me to check my luggage at the Burbank airport. The security guy said "Did you pack your bags yourself sir?" and I was like "Yes, of course" - and then it hit me like a rock that I had no idea what was in the suitcase I was carrying. He opened it and my suitcase was full of panties, bras, lingerie, cheerleading uniforms, high heels, vibrators, and dildos. The guy just looked at me.
I looked him right in the eye and I said "Yes, I had a great visit" with a huge smile on my face.
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