i cunt a4d a POO EMOJI CHIA PET...
However, as I have posted before on GFY, I actually find that my own turds make ideal pets.
No need to feed or water them, and as long as you dont flush, they are always there waiting when you want to see them or play with them.
My favourite part is that if you decide to let them sleep with you in your bed, they never wake you up in the night and are always in the same place that you left them. Very well behaved...
Infact, an added bonus is that when I wake up, I find the turd has had babys, as there are a few new fresh turds in the bed along with me... Natures really quite fascinating.