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Old 08-05-2018, 05:49 PM  
redwhiteandblue
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Of course it's a made up story, who the hell gets horny making sandwiches?

Although on a related note, I used to be with a girl who would take a cucumber from the fridge and use it to fuck herself and then put it back in the fridge. Apparently one time her daughter then came in and made sandwiches with it. Although....she might have been making this up too.
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