Originally Posted by crucifissio

Nivea for men user, I would literally die laughing if your fat lesbians with beards and piercings approach me...it is no fantasy...they could probably kick me while I am rolling on the floor laughing, but their soft hairless legs would probably make me laugh even more...this is how they would win...by pussy footing me around until the laughter gives me cardiac arrest...

No training can prepare you for the soldiers of odin IRL...