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Old 04-20-2019, 07:56 AM  
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Quick review of 3 types of sweatpants...

I ordered three different types of sweatpants / jogging bottoms off of Amazon to test them out.

Nike : https://www.amazon.co.uk/Nike-Mens-A...dp/B0058ZBQGO/
Adidas : https://www.amazon.co.uk/adidas-Mens...dp/B076HRLVB5/
And My Wildcard: A Womens Pair! : https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sugar-Pocke.../dp/B075M48B17

Here are the results...

Nike - The 'Dry-FIT Technology' came into play here, keeping everything inside the pant, with very little outward leakage whatsoever.

Adidas - The looser fit enabled it to run freely down my legs (which I enjoyed) and the tapered ankle cuff kept it from running out into my shoes.

Wildcard - When I did the deed, I was met with resistance, however an interesting pancake effect occurred, leading to leakage from the top of my waistband.

The winner? Which did I keep?


NONE OF THEM ! I cunt a4d them...

So I've sent them all back under the Amazon '100% "No-Questions-Asked" Returns Guarantee'

Good times
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