05-15-2019, 12:04 PM
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Steps to needing an abortion
1. Do you choose to have sex? - No - You don't need an abortion
- Yes goto question #2
2. Do you use birth control?- Yes - You don't need an abortion
- No, goto question #3
3. Do you engage in sex that won't cause pregnancy
ie: handjobs, footjobs, oral, anal, etc.- Yes - you don't need an abortion
- No goto question #4
4. Did you take the morning after pill within 72 hours of unprotected vaginal sex?- Yes - You don't need an abortion
- No - Congratulations you're an idiot
NB:
Less than 5% of rapes result in a pregnancy and approximately 75% of women that get pregnant due to rape refuse to have an abortion.
In the vast majority of incest-related pregnancies, the vast majority of women decided to have the child because it exposes the incestuous relationship.
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officially retired as of March 01 2018 but still fucking around and getting into shit.
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