And that Mnuchin fuck in the treasury is another one. He's already in contempt for defying a subpoena to hand over the tax returns. He'll be the first one to go to jail. How will that phone call go?
"Hello this is President Trump".
"Hello Mr President. The greatest business man with the biggest penis and the greatest president ever. "
"what can I do for you Steve? Are you still holding the fort on protecting my taxes? You know I can't let anyone see my taxes. My net worth is actually measured by my debt. If I owe less money then I consider it a good year. It's like a scale that goes past zero, but into the negative. It's in the billions. And I've got so much in there that reveals how much business I do in Russia and just how deep in their pocket I am. It has to be kept locked down Steve. Ok what this call about? I was facefucking a bucket of friend chicken and my hands are all greasy and the phone is silipping and sliding all over the place...I don't know how much longer I can stay on this call unless I find some paper towels in this shithole."
"I just wanted to let you know, it's the law and I have to hand over your tax returns or I'll go to jail."
"Then go to jail".
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