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Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns
That’s awesome! What made you decide to stop killing yourself? Abusing yourself? Wasting money? Did you finally realize that you are not worthless and your family would be devastated without you? Did you realize that life is short so I may as well live a better life?
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Nahh... I just got so fat that I could no longer get out of my house, and go to the liquor store anymore...
They also stopped delivering to me, because apparently I'm "Rude and Aggressive" and I "Shout at their delivery guys"...
So I had no choice really...