Well its all over and done with now, so I wont need to update you all again, but kinda a non event really.
I was awoken early this morning, not by the builder, but by one of my nurses who gave me a xanax to help me relax. I bargained her up to two and was feeling pretty spacey when she revealed that the builder who was coming was actually deaf, so I was welcome to shout at him as much as I wanted as he couldn't hear me...
Challenge accepted, so I went to my laptop and looked up how to sign C.U.N.T. in British sign language, and while the cunt was up on the roof I practised doing the symbols in quick succession... It was pretty easy really, quite a lot like the TikTok dances I do on a daily basis...
So, when he finally got to the bit above my head, he was greeted with me calling him a cunt in sign language, and the look on his face amused me no end. He finished the bit above my head and when he took the next bit up, he was near my ass, so I shat the bed and made him enjoy my aroma. Cunt might be deaf, but his nose still works I though. Then the xanax REALLY kicked in, I fell asleep and when I woke up it was all done...
So, another day of fun and games. I think tomorrow I'm gonna hide by the post box and shout at the postman when he delivers my post.. Hopefully I'll get give some more xanax to calm me down... I live in hope
