Greg B

George W. Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
>he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and George asks him
>what his name is.
>"Billy"
>"And what is your question, Billy?"
>"I have three questions. First - why did the USA invade Iraq without the
>support of the UN; second -- why are you President when Al Gore got more
>votes; and third - whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
>
>Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they
>will continue after recess.
>
>When they resume George says "Okay where were we? Oh that's right - question
>time. Who has a question?"
>
>A different little boy puts up his hand, George points him out and asks him
>what his name is.
>"Steve"
>"And what is your question, Steve?"
>"I have five questions. First - why did the USA invade Iraq without the
>support of the UN; second - why are you President when Al Gore got more votes;
>third - whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden; fourth - why did the bell ring
>20 minutes early; and fifth -- what happened to Billy?"
>