Hey,
I was going to wait until my website was up - but fuck that - I had to choose between sex and working on my website, and Surprise! Surprise! I chose sex. Hang me on a noose. IDGAF.
So, here's my thread - clear with pricing - no "OMG! Let me send you a quote" and a clear refund policy.
About me
I have been a smut professional for 8 years and a copywriter for even longer than that.
Smut is erotic writing, for those of you who don't know.
I possess a vivid imagination and can create exhilarating sex stories for you. The kind that'll have your readers coming back for more.
What differentiates me from the rest?
I don't rehash stuff. Every story I write is like an experience that I live. It's different every time. It's unique. It's delicious.
I can describe the male genitalia with equal sensuousness as their female counterpart.
What can I write about?
Everything except underage, and animal porn.
I have worked with
- One Night Stands
- Losing Virginity Stories
- Incest
- Lesbian/Gay Stories
- Indian Bhabhi (Sister in law) stories
- Step Sis/Step Mom and other Step Stories
- Cousin Stories
- Compelled Encounters
- Office/Boss Stories
- Teenage Romance / College Love
- Maids/Babysitters
- BDSM
- Call Girl/Escort Experience
- Out of the world Experience (Tentacled Porn anyone? Or maybe Avatar Porn?)
My Process
- Plot Ideation
I first generate the ideas for the plot. Get your approval, then draw an outline.
- Character Ideation
Then I develop the characters. The protagonist, the antagonist (if needed) and other relevant characters
- Twist Ideation (Optional)
A plot twist is important for a Kindle Book - I work on something that hits the user in the last few pages.
- Sex Scenes
Every sex scene is different. Includes a ton of foreplay, a lot of interplays, and the steaminess of two bodies intertwined in a moment that makes readers curl their toes.
My Pricing
Short Stories -
1500+ words - $45 ($.03 per word)
(Bulk discount of 20% on all orders over 50,000 words)
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*Series Special Short Story Package - $1099
A series special is a short story with the same main character narrating his or order experiences.
This includes - 25 stories - each written in a series. Every story ends in a cliffhanger.
This also includes posting to your blog, formatting, and everything.
You can even format it such that you can post the first 10 stories, and have the remaining turned into a Novella to be posted on Kindle.
For instance -
- The Sexcapades of Amy
A simple girl, who innocently narrates her sex life - every instance - in a 25 part story. Every adventure is unique, right from losing her virginity to having her pussy throb at the sight of a man who ravishes her later on.
Can include elements of coercion, BDSM, stepbrother, step-dad, ONS, losing her virginity, college romance, etc.
Complete Kindle Ebooks - (Novellas)
20,000+ Words - $600
40,000+ words - $1099
*Special Series Package -
3 x 20,000+ Words Ebook - $1599
3 x 40,000+ Words Ebook - $2999
These are again, cliffhanger books formed in a continuous story.
With the same protagonist - this may not necessarily be romance - it could be a crime thriller, a mystery or any other genre - but the sex scenes will be full and toe-curling.
Include -
- Kindle Book Cover
- Complete optimization for Kindle,
- Creation of a fake author persona (if needed),
- Answering your questions on kindle publishing,
- Book descriptions,
- Publishing beyond kindle, etc.
Adult Copywriting
I can help with e-commerce websites, BDSM description, sex positions, generic website content.
The pricing is $.03 per word.
Payment Methods
PayPal (From Trusted Members), Payoneer, Credit Cards
For orders over $1500 - I'd prefer Transferwise or a Wire Transfer
Refund Policy
If I am unable to deliver the timeline as agreed upon by us during the initial order placement, you're entitled for a full refund.
No refund upon delivery or once the work has begun.
I ask questions along the way, so it's rare that you're unhappy with my output - but if that happens I'll happily accommodate revision requests.
How to Order?
Please email me
[email protected] or add me on Skype at the
[email protected]
We'll discuss your order and we can take it from there.
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Let's write some sex stories.
Globby