OK, true story - Hopefully you find it funny... I did!!!
So, I'm due to join my wife at the Circle Bar back in 03/04 at the AVNs. Long story short I had to be somewhere else prior to the meeting, ended up parking my car at Caesars Palace, on the roof, cause I got confused in the traffic, and made my way over to Venetian, meaning I was late. Very late... Eventually I entered down the large staircase...
My wife who had been waiting for me, along with about ten industry people and 20 or so fans saw me coming and started cheering 'There he is ! At last!! LOL etc' - Which lead to the people she was with joining in, and other people at the circle bar also taking the chance to be noisy, and cheer as well (Despite not even knowing why)
Well this caught the attention of the workers at the casino, who blend into the background keeping a close eye on what's going on, (Some guy getting 'Mad Cheers' as he arrived - Must be someone important?) So when I said to my wife - 'I'm Busting For piss where's the toilets?' Before anyone could answer, a man appeared at my side from nowhere and said 'This way sir' directing me into the toilets of the 'High Rollers' lounge, bypassing the security stationed at the entrance. So, I open the door, and in I go...
First thing I realised is there's a 'toilet man' in there. An Attendant. Fair enough, I'll drop him a dollar as I leave I think as I get to the nearest urinal, unzip and start to piss. Not wanting to 'look around' and catch his eye, I focus downwards into the urinal to watch my stream of piss instead, and there's a huge brown turd looking back at me from the urinal!
First thing I think is WTF???
I immediately look up, and away from the Turd, Then I get a mental image of some guy in a tuxedo, pulling down his pants, backing up to the urinal and taking a dump, groaning with pleasure as the simpering attendant guy looks on, fully aware of what's going on, smiling approvingly...
Well I'm just about finished, zip up, start to laugh, and think 'Well. I'd better tell him. Poor bastards gonna lose his job if some 'real' high roller comes in and sees it, but surely how could he have missed it in the first place? So I walk out, drop a dollar in his tip jar, and say.- 'I gotta tell you mate, but there's a huge turd in that urinal.'
He looks shocked and repeats 'A Turd? In that urinal? A Turd?' and he rushes straight over to see. I'm still leaving when I hear him say sir, sir, please, come look'
Well I can barely believe it because all joking aside, I have just avoided looking at it while I pissed on it, and now he wants me to come back and enjoy looking at the turd again, with him present. It's not exactly a spectator sport, and despite 'What happens in Vegas staying in Vegas' I've got things to do, and in all fairness it's his problem not mine... So I say 'nah mate, your alright, I don't really wanna see it again...
He replies 'It's
NOT a 'turd' sir - It's the end of a cigar !
Well hilarity ensued and I shat myself just to make him and me feel better etc, but it was funny as fuck at the time
What is your 'Circle Bar' Story?