Originally Posted by Tube Ace

If you are referring to me, my response to you is:

Please.

"Incel" means involuntarily celibate.

I am a "datacel", or Desperately Attempting To Achieve Celibacy.

My greatest gift is also my greatest curse: my astonishing good looks which has led to me being distracted with the duty of pleasing countless women across all Earth's continents.

So that my flesh may live on in immortality for centuries to come, I have commissioned this torso statue of myself.



I can send you a replica to sit on your desk so that you may be reminded of me daily, to inspire greatness within yourself.