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Originally Posted by blackmonsters
It's only funny if you hate obese women and want to torture them for being fat.
But still, it's not funny just hateful.
What's more mind boggling is that you got kicked off a stage and still think you are right.
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Why do flies have wings?
To beat us Italians to the garbage.
Ya know in Italy my sister got a black eye.
She tried jogging and her boob hit her in the face.
Why wasn't Jesus born in Italy?
Because even God couldn't find a virgin in Italy.
You know why Italy is shaped like a boot?
Because no one can fit all that shit in a running shoe.
How do Italian women shave their legs?
They lay down in the grass and let someone mow them.
If Tarzan and Jane were Italians do you know what Cheetah would be?
The one with the least amount of body hair.
Why do young Italian men grow mustaches?
So they can be just like their mothers.
The new Italian navy now only has glass bottom boats.
So they can steer around the old Italian navy.
In Britain HMS means, Her Majesty's ship
In America USS means, United States Ship
In Italy AMB means, Atsa My Boata !
Italian Christmas is ONE Mary, ONE Baby Jesus and 32 Wise Guys.
Why prior to WW2 so many Italian men named Tony?
Because they could easily find which boat was going to America, To NY.