Well, it arrived. Not gonna lie, I'm a bit dissapoointed with it. For a start, its a lot smaller than I expected. I didn't exactly expect to be able to ride it around the garden or anything, but even with my tiny dick, its still too small for me to have sex with...
Then we get to the USP - The 'Poo'... Its not Brown and it doesn't smell ! Its pink with glitter in it, however I can pooberly work with that.
I'm thinking that I can suck it in my mouth, and pretend that its a prolapse, so silver linings I suppose... I should at least get a few good faps out of it!