Originally Posted by ladida

Rofl. So no one here did any excercise in their life i see.

You'll lose 0 fat in the gym.
You will lose even less then 0 fat swimming.

You will lose fat once you fix your eating.
You will gain muscle mass in the gym
You will learn how to swim swimming. If you swim long enough (which you won't) you will develop certain swimming phisique as certain parts of your body will grow. You will still lose 0 fat, and will not grow too much muscle mass.