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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober
I've just ordered this one - Pic taken in store - Lots of layers for my poo to soak through and get stuck in... 
Arrives in early January. I did have a tempurpedic, but it didn't absorb the poo, so my nurses could wipe it off easily - Less than ideal. So now I'll get to keep it longer 
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It arrives tomorrow! Feel a bit sad for my old mattress though - Its going to be sent off to be destroyed... I wonder if it knows its the last time I'll be shitting on it?
Had an extra big curry early today, so I'm brewing up a special send off for it!
Will update you with what it feels like to poo the new one in due time!
PS: Not sure if I'm going to like the woman 'Jessica' that appears to come with it though... Her nose is a bit wide for my tastes. But as long as she doesn't steal all the covers and doesn't complain when I poo, I can probably put up with her