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Originally Posted by Tube Ace
Macaulay Culkin - This was my nickname given to me by the girls in Sunday school. I was actually cuter than Macaulay Culkin, see link to photo below)
Vanilla Ice - Not sure if they were serious or not because I didn't have the cool zig zag lines shaved in my hair at 11 years old since my overbearing mother wouldn't allow it)
Zack Morris - Played by Mark-Paul Gosselaar in the hit 90s TV show 'Saved by the Bell'. That dude scored Kelly Kapowski, many of my generation's first crush.
Jim Carrey - Probably due to the fact I made a lot of silly faces, although I do consider him a fellow handsome man.
Leonardo Dicaprio** - I've just now hit puberty. I think I share the same genetics with this guy. See the 1995 movie 'The Basketball Diaries', where he played a character 6 years younger than he was in real life. Like Leo, I was such a "late bloomer" that my friend asked me if I shaved my armpit hair since I had little to none at 15 years old, while he was a year younger than me, although this friend would later be bald by age 21.
Devon Sawa - Starred in mid 90s Casper movie, Final Destination series and Eminem's 'Stan' music video)
Matt Damon** - Told to me by the girl I lost my virginity to at age 17 (I lied and told her I was 18 so she would let me bang, since I didn't realize the age of consent is 17 in Louisiana anyway). She was 21 and had a boyfriend who said it turned him on at the thought of me sleeping with her. (See below for pricing of additional services)
Tim Robbins - I didn't realize he was in Top Gun as well, but I guess it's understandable since he didn't have as big a role as Maverick and Iceman.
Brad Pitt** - Could be worse, right?
Steve McQueen - Somebody asked if I was his son in a bar about 7 years ago
Alexander Skarsgård
Harrison Ford**
Boyd Holbrook (Netflix series 'Narcos' DEA agent)
Bradley Cooper**
Colton something - My mother told me this one since she's watches those ridiculous Hallmark movies, which probably leads to her delusion of still landing a husband at her age. Anyways, she says he's a hunk.
Chris Hemsworth** - "He's Thor" which I've heard. I was never "fat Thor" though. I've always been on the slim/lean side.
** Denotes winners of People Magazine's 'Sexiest Man Alive' or '100 Most Beautiful People'
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Ah shit, forgot to add to the list:
Ryan Gosling
Jeffrey Dahmer - Heard this one a few months ago while checking out at a clothing store. I was waiting for the credit card auth to go through and the cashier says "You look like Jeffrey Dahmer". I could only help but laugh and say "oh shit!". This was when the show was the most viewed on Netflix. It's give and take, I suppose. I would definitely rather be associated with the old-school class of serial killers, so I'll take at as a compliment. These new school kids are soft.