notinmybackyard

For girls that show up on set on time with all their stuff ready:
Eastern European girls

For which girls sell the best:
White American girls

For which girls give the filthiest performances:
British girls when they're in the United States

For selling discount porn like it's a Walmart brand:
Russian girls

For the most untapped niche:
Obese black hootchie mamas pegging scrawny long hair white guys

For girls that have "male genitalia":
Brazilian girls

For girls that you never have to pay because you can call immigration:
Latino girls
(Just write them a check and then make the phone call when they leave. It's more sporting that way)

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officially retired as of March 01 2018 but still fucking around and getting into shit.