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Old 08-10-2023, 12:28 PM  
CurrentlySober
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:stoned Why Life is like an airplane journey...

We are all on the plane together, all traveling to the ultimate destination (Death) There are different classes on the plane - Economy, business and 1st Class - Each represents a social and financial standing. While the people in first class enjoy a wider range of food, entertainment, drink and comfort, than those in coach, inevitably, we all all constricted by the airplane walls, meaning that none of us a 'free' but some are more free than others, with more to do, more choice, and a more comfortable, enjoyable journey...

But aside from those minor differences, that's it - We are all still passengers on the plane, we are all in it together, and we are all heading to the same destination - The only people with REAL freedom are the people flying the plane...

So if you aint flying the plane, then why not spare a thought for the other passengers, and try to make their journey more comfortable - Regardless of which seat, you or they, have found yourself/themselves sat in?

So next time you are on a plane, be sure to soil yourself. Not only will it free up a toilet for your fellow passengers to use, but everyone else on the plane will get to enjoy the smell with you - For Free - Why Not? Sorted

#ThinkOfOthers
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