Originally Posted by Tube Ace

I wouldn't know. My dick size is top 2% and body count is top 1% according to some stats I recently read.

In fact, my last flight from Fort Lauderdale required a manual pat down due to a "a large object in my groin area" after going through the x-ray machine. The TSA agent asked if I wanted the pat down performed as I stood there or in a private room. I had nothing to hide so I shrugged and said, "here is fine". I should have asked him to repeat himself louder so everyone on my flight could hear. #bigdickproblems

I'm starting to suspect you say this dumb shit and get off on my stories to see what it's like to have such a blessed life.

Oh, then the flight attendants thought I was Jake Gyllenhaal for some reason. Never heard that one before. She asked me to remove my sunglasses. When I did, she saw my baby blues and said "Nah, you're not him. You look better."

Trill shit.