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Originally Posted by Biggie Smalls Web Writing
Noice, I can see you have been very consistent 
Not sure if should I say keep up with good or ''shitty'' work if you know what I mean  |
Well, to be fair, it hasn't exactly been all that difficult. I mean its something that we all do, pretty much everyday, it's just that I took the initiative to film it...
I wake up in the morning, go and sit down, and quickly list what I ate the day before. I begin doing the deed, with some facial expressions and grunts and groans captured on the selfie camera, then we go in for the 'money shot' - A close up of what I have 'produced'...
I discuss smell, consistency, color & texture etc, but I never actually touch it or play with it (that's for later) & I'm careful to 'Frame' the daily videos as 'Medical' - & should I find that I've accidentally shown any signs of 'arousal', then I always cut that out in the edit...
So although my narration & delivery is somewhat flat & monotone, I keep it interesting by varying the location of where I sit each day (It's not ALWAYS on the toilet) along with the clothing I wear, which doesn't always get removed...
Adding in some appropriate costumes & props for key holidays etc, aids retention too - For example, next week I'll be doing it into a carved out pumpkin, then December, I'll be dressed as santa...
No real editing, just give the date as the title, and hit upload to youtube...
Good Times