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Old 05-01-2024, 02:00 AM  
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:stoned sex jeopardy! with your hosts Mr. XXX Puddlemuffins and Elsa Jean!

SEX JEOPARDY!
With Your Hosts:

Mr. XXX Puddlemuffins


&

Elsa Jean!


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Elsa Jean: Answers To Last Week's Questions:
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Contestant #1: I'll Take That Question For $800!

Mr. XXX Puddlemuffins: Can a penis vibrate?

Contestant #1: No.

Mr. XXX Puddlemuffins: Sorry!

It has something to do with Bio-Electricity.

When a couple performs: "Super Anal Sex" -
where the testicles also go inside the female, while
anal sex is being performed.

To get the penis vibrating is best done under the mind set of meditating.

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Contestant #2: I'll Try That Question For $100!

Mr. XXX Puddlemuffins: If you want to give a girl 'hard anal',
what alcohol do you consume?


Contestant #2: Wine?


Mr. XXX Puddlemuffins: Oh No!
The Answer is Jim Beam Whiskey!




Mr. XXX Puddlemuffins: That Will Be Your Consolation Prize!
Pick It Up Before You Leave! - Mofo.

Elsa Jean: Mr. XXX Puddlemuffins!

Mr. XXX Puddlemuffins: Next!

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Contestant #3: I'll Take A Shot At That Question For $1000!

Mr. XXX Puddlemuffins: What is it to Make Love on 3 Levels of Consciousness?


Contestant #3: To Like Fantasize real, real good?

Mr. XXX Puddlemuffins: No.

Mr. XXX Puddlemuffins: When a couple uses "YOGA Anal Sex"
to experience an "Outer Body Experience".

They O.B.E. - Three Consecutive Times.
On The Third Level - The Couple Gets Flooded With Ecstasy.
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