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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober
Fuking hell ! You TEASE!!! 
Keep going... I was almost on the vinegar stroke!  |
"So there I was, eating McDonalds in my 1995 Chevrolet Cavalier when I felt a rumbling in my stomach. I decided to "push" against my better judgement and was left feeling a very warm rush of liquid down my anus and upper thighs. I had been here before but not for 30 years, it was almost new territory for me. Luckily I was wearing my lululemon sweatpants for men which is ultra-absorbent until I realized this was slightly chunky diarrhea, so while the wetness is gone, the little flecks of dried fecal matter was still there. It left a stain on my clothing, just like it left a stain on my life when I loaded up gee-eff-why.com and clicked "New Thread"".
Fin. I'll take donations.