Originally Posted by Huggles

I signed up for Tinder and currently have 11 matches in 24 hours.

They want me to pay $20 a WEEK or something to know who liked me.

I'm not paying $20 to find the bots, goblins, and fatties that swiped on me.

I'm going to do this old school. I'm going to go to the bar, work on getting phone numbers, drive home half cooked, pickup Wendy's on the way, and beat off with burger grease on my hand before I pass out with some random YouTube Ancient Aliens video or some shit playing.