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Old 09-02-2024, 01:16 PM  
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Borderlands | Full Movie | & My Review! (Fair Use)



MY REVIEW: Not as bad as the critics make it out to be! Not sure why it has such bad press - Lots of Poo, Piss and references to the same - Also includes bonus vomit scene! Here are the highlights:

28:30 - They enter 'Piss Town' - Yup, you got it... There's Piss EVERYWHERE

29:00 - Girl gets a Golden Shower (Face Full of Piss) and we establish in canon, that its at least 14% Fecal Matter! A good ratio!

37:35 - We establish that death leads to defication - A wonder of the human body, so often overlooked in these kind of movies - Bonus star for its recognition!

52:08 - 'Poopy Mouth Ass Face' is used as an insult - Interesting, as no one has ever told me I have an 'Ass Face'...

55:05 - Robot makes them all wait and watch, while it takes a massive robot poo all over the floor! - Great to see poo from different species

Finally...

01:02:33 - Girl enjoys throwing up Nice bonus extra...

Overall I give it 4 turds out of five! 💩💩💩💩 Thexy!

So, why not see what you think? Please dont report my youtube channel though, as I have only uploaded it in order to share my review with GFY... As I have added the text & timecodes underneath, giving you my favourite parts, I have by definition, created an 'Original work' under the 'Fair Use' act that allows review channel to exist. So please dont waste your time X

K thanx
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