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Name a better snack food

ProTip: You can't

The #1 thing I miss about being rich is being able to blow like $200 on a charcuterie plate of the most amazing variety of gourmet foods with toasted almonds.

If anything is going to get me the desire to work in adult and try and make money again, it is going to be thinking about huge, fat charcuterie plates paired with the best wines, the combination of all the amazing nuts, meats, cheeses, jams, crackers, pâté, and wines finished with an eclair and a Turkish coffee... maybe some Kahlua or Bailey's and whiskey... the chef's kiss!

Don't get me wrong, things like Texas BBQ is amazing and I love steak and stuff... but nothing beats a proper ginormous charcuterie plate!

And then when you're totally stuffed and drunk, then you can smoke a doobie and relax and watch some bullshit comedy... all while cutting the hugest luxury farts... perfecto!

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