First off, like, wow, I can't believe you think I'd sell out my values for $8... I mean... that isn't even a whole burrito in Canada, pal!
GFY is one of the most poppin' boards on the internet and is definitely not the same 14 dudes calling each other cucks and weirdos, clearly, a 8888th post is worth at LEAST $10. I know what I have, buddy.
So listen up guy, if you want to make a serious deal, you better get that $10 in escrow with a trusted 3rd party, okay? No funny business.