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Originally Posted by Killswitch
bump for huggles, homie grinding, I'm proud of him
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I'm working on the best porn compilations, I just need to make deals with the biggest tubes and we'll throw a GFY meetup at Mardi Gras?
My life has been fucked since COVID, and if I can be a part of a a fun and upbeat GFY meetup in 2025 during Mardi Gras, I think that momentum can help me push through this year and make some good money again!
After the Dugmor! 8888th post, I don't want to cast any bets.
Fuck that was a painful post to write. I still want to find a way to put pornstars into a video game environment and make them interactable.... and then find a way to license out their characters that I get a small % of profit from each one.... the future of filmmaking and video games needs more characters with wild and fun and interesting personalities.
The AI can produce 90% of what it means to be a person, but it takes real life struggles to really reflect that last 10% of what it means to be human. The AI will never know what it means to have an empty stomach.
People on GFY naturally dislike me because you have to be high IQ to make money in porn, and while I have a decent IQ, I have a super deep soul that makes up for my lower-end of GFY IQ, like I will never come up with any radically advanced code or manage a ton of databases and unique cloud to cloud jargon speak bullshit network api b2b whatever, but I will be able to tell you why people want to pay for a certain type of porn after being teased with ridiculously mind-blowing compilations of moving pictures that charm the mind into pulling out the wallet for more. People fear what they don't understand, and when you present them with pornography that challenges their minds and tickles them on such a deep level, they can't help but pay!
The craziest money I ever made in adult blew my mind so hard. I had this domain, bubbledonk.com and I had a video from Bangbros for Big Tits Round Asses, and the video was like 10+ minutes of a really gigantic fat assed woman walking around in Brazil, and I dubbed over it some fart noises, just kind of quiet, but I put in fart noises, and that became my most insane sales of all time. I made like $5000 per day for like 4 days it was on Xvideos' front page. I made like $20,000 in 4 days, I couldn't fucking believe it, and, guess what? There was next to no nudity. I think at the end of the video she pulled down her pants and showed her ass crack, if that, but the whole video, now long deleted, was just a fat chick walking through a Brazilian slum with a fat ass. $20k. The good ol' days!
But in 2025 I'm a broke ass deadbeat dad, so I gotta sell all my shit and try and visit my kid and see what the fuck my baby momma's got planned for 2025, because even if I am a broke ass loser, I need to be there for my kid, and if she is going to try and stay illegally in the USA, I need to know what the fuck to do if my kid is caught being in the USA beyond the 6 month stay you're allowed. Funny how Killswitch and I chatted in the same chat as a dude who is dealing with baby momma drama about taking his kid, and yet, I'm dealing with the same, and we're all dealing with baby momma drama. At least affiliate sales cover the weed and booze!
If I sell all my shit I can make it to New Orleans March 4th, but it might be tight. I better create some fucking amazing porn compilations and upload them to tube sites that want to show off my compilation building talents so they can make money off the preroll ads.
At some point I need to get Dugmor! back for that $88.88 I owe him. God I feel terrible about my 8888th post. I was in a seriously weak position at the time.
Killswitch I'm going to call you a big bitch if you don't meet up with me in Nawlin's, but my baby momma still has be blocked so, you know, it's all up in the air...