Isn't it wonderful that you can drive with the family to a nice park, do a hike / walk with the family dog, do enough steps and elevation change that you're getting a good workout, and on the way back home you can hit a drive-thru and get some fucking amazing clown food?
Can I get a hell yeah from anyone, no matter the political leaning, no matter if you're Pad ranting about da J's, everyone... can appreciate how nice it is that you can live your life walking the dog or doing a fam-jam and on the way back, it's so fucking nice to be able to fit your car through some shitty narrow passage like a birth canal, birthing the most amazing food at the tap of a bank card.
Everyone knows... the best tasting fries are the ones you steal from the bag when you're driving...
I want to confess something to GFY, and I wish anyone out there listening could give me advice... is there a way I can make a YouTube channel, or anything else, where all I have to do is eat McDonald's at various places around the world? How fucking sick of a job would that be. Being a billionaire would be fun, sure, but if you had a job where all you had to do was eat McDonald's around the world and travel to eat McDonald's, wouldn't that be the greatest thing? Or am I opening a Pandora's box to a clownfood-scented hell?
Would I have to become a 600 lbs fat big back asshole, or can I combine this with a gym channel where my McDonald's eating ass works off the grease?
This is probably just a shitpost since I have so much other shit I have to do first.
Namaste. Let's make GFY fun again.
