Should I shit into a sealed container and bury it near a construction site?
I'd drop a huge load of diarrhea into it. Air tight. I would put a label on the container: "Time capsule. Artifacts from November 15, 2003. Not to be opened until after 11/15/2103.
Some cocksucker not even born yet will get the suprise of his life when he opens it up. "Oooooh, maybe there are coins or collectibles in here." Yeah. Collect this, fuckface.
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