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Almost got into a fight at 7-11 on Christmas
Jesus there was a total obnoxious idiot in line at the 7-11 when I stopped for some coffee with my son on the way back from a christmas get together.
The delivery guy accidently bumped into this idiot as he was bringing in the donut trays and the guy started yelling fuck you to the delivery guy. The delivery guy said he said I'm sorry and the idiot yelled out fuck you again like a real jerk. Then the delivery guy yelled fuck you back.
Neither one knew there was a Palm Beach County Sheriff getting coffee who heard the whole incident. So he walks over and tells them both to shut up. The delivery guy complied and walked out of the store. The idiot starts giving the cop attitude and tells the cop right to his face "Kiss my ass, I can say fuck you if I want to".
You had to see the look on the cops face. He wanted to deck this guy so bad and got inches from his face and said "what did you just say?. The idiot only inches from the cop says it again "Kiss my ass, and you can't do anything about it."
That's when I stepped in and said, bullshit there's a little boy here and your acting disorderly right now. Then the guy starts saying "your kids a little brat I saw him running around the store".
Luckily the 7-11 clerk told the guy to leave the store at that point and the guy said I don't have to leave til I want to leave. That's when the cop grabbed the idiot and tossed him out the door.
Then the jerk is outside the door making faces at everyone and we all started cracking up laughing. What a fucking loser.
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