Constantly feeling your balls during a first date is:
1) Indication that you just shaved your balls for the first time before the date & forgot to use baby powder
2) Her sister gave you crabs the night before
3) You're trying to find a subtle way of finding out she's a transsexual without grabbing HER balls
4) She just gave you a mind-boggling kiss & you felt your balls burst instead of your toes tingling
5) She just told you that she once dated your best friend & she admited that he "lost" his balls in the Gulf War
6) You're actually dating your third cousin who just had a sex change & you got the balls
7) She's a golf player & you thought you try for a hole in one
8) You forgot to wear your underwear & your jeans are chafing
9) You put your underwear on backyards after you farted in them earlier & now you have a rash
10) She accidently brushed your groin area & you thought she was trying to cope a feel
11) You forgot to wash your dick before the date
12) Your viaga is kicking in way too soon
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