> 17. Asian men don't exist.
Hah hah, true dat. In fact, have you seen those (male) Japanese porn stars? They're like some kind of rabbit/greyhound hybrid. They're skinny as fuck and have a 3 inch dick... but they go like turbo. InOutinoutinoutinoutinoutinoutinoutinout. Having to hump all those Japanese women too... lucky bastards. In fact, I'm visiting in 14 months time. Can't wait.
